WET RUBBER SOUP
Be seated now, and almost ready to begin
Lead me in with a count of 17, Mr Stapleton, then wave your baton
Er, one, two, three four
Guard, guard, guard
Load up, load up, load up, load up, load up
Load up, load up, load up, up, load up, load up
The national guard
Load up, load up, load up, up, load up, load up
Load up, load up, load up, up, load up, load up
Guard, the national guard, the national, national
The national, the national g-g-guard
Never think about it
Load up, load up, load up with rub
Load up, load up, load up with rub
Never think about it
Load up, load up, load up, up, with rub
Never think about it
Load up, load up
Just give it to 'em
Bullets, load up, load up, load up, bullets, load up, load up
Bullets, load up, load up, load up, bullets, load up, load up
The national guard, guard
I went to a party at the county jail
All the con's were dancing, they began to wail
They were in de street, dancing in de street
But that was indiscreet
Whatya gonna do about it?
The band was playing, there was plenty of booze
So I called Furillo at Hill Street Blues
There's a riot going on
Whatya gonna do about it?
Whatya gonna do about it?
Furillo and his men made it to the jail
You should have heard those sirens wail
There's a woman going round Death Row
There's a woman going round Death row
Whatya gonna do about it? Whatya gonna do about it? Whatya gonna do about it? Ah-ha ha
Whatya gonna do about it? Whatya gonna do about it? Whatya gonna do about it?
Life is a mini, life is a mini, life is a mini
Life is a minestrone
Life is a minestrone
Life is a minestrone
Life is a mini, mini, mini, minestrone
Mini, mini, mini, minestrone
Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up
She gets more fan mail than the Pope, in church today
Let's get this romance cooking, honey
Minnie Mouse has got it up
Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up
She gets more fan mail than the Pope
She gets more fan mail than the Pope
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
Mini, mini, mini, minestrone, mini, mini, mini, minestrone, mini, mini, mini, minestrone
Mini, mini, mini, minestrone, mini, mini, mini, minestrone, mini, mini, mini, minestrone
C'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto
C'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto
C'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto
C'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto c'mon Pluto
Own up, own up, Mickey
Own up, own up, Mickey
Own up, own up, Mickey
Own up Mickey
Thank you, goodnight
Be quiet
Big boys don't cry, you make me wanna cry
Big boys don't cry, you make me wanna cry
Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry
Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry
Don't cry
It's because
Be quiet big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry
Big boys don't cry, Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
Cry
Cry
You don't know how to ease my pain, you don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
Don't you hear any voices crying?
That's the sound of my love dying
Here comes the rain
You don't know how to ease my pain, you don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
Don't you know what the sound is calling?
It's the sound of my tears falling
Or is it the rain?
You don't know
You don't know how to play the game, and you cheat, you lie
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna cry, cry
You make me wanna cry
You don't know how to ease my pain, you don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
Don't you hear any voices crying?
That's the sound of my love dying
Here comes the rain
You don't know how to play the game, and you cheat, you lie
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna. Cry
You make me wanna cry
You don't know
you don't even know how to
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna cry
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna cry
Cry
Cry, cry, cry

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EXPANDING THE BUSINESS
THE 'DARE YOU' MAN
HUM DRUM BOYS IN PARIS
MOUNTAIN TENSION
Please remember what you've been told
All that glitters is not gold
Business is business, business is business
Never think about it, just give it to them
Never think about it, just give it to them
Business is business, business is business
Business is business, business is business
Never think about it, never think about it
Never think about it, just give it to them
Only the tough survive
Radio fallout
Jazz bass soul teens
Too many pretty sleeves, with nothing in 'em
Johnny be good or bad, but not in-between
Hard core
Soft sell, over kill, 't-shirts' gimmicks
Everybody's wearing them, see you at the party tonight
Everybody's wearing them, see you at the party tonight
Everybody's wearing them, see you at the party tonight
Never think about it, never think about it
Never think about it, just give it to them
Never think about it, never think about it
Never think about it, just give it to them
Never think about it, never think about it
Never think about it, just give it to them
Business is business, business is business
Business is business, business is business
Business is business, business is business
Business is business and only the boys survive
In Paris
Tough boys tough boys tough boys
Tough tough boys boys tough boys
Tough tough boys boys
Tough boys tough tough boys boys boys
Tough boys tough boys
Tough boys tough boys
In Paris, hum drum boys in Paris
In Paris, hum drum boys in Paris
Hum drum boys in any other place
Hum drum boys in any other place
How dare you? How, how, how dare you?
How, how, how, how dare you?
I'm a Neanderthal, you're a Neanderthal
I'm a Neanderthal man, I'm a Neanderthal man
I'm a Neanderthal man, you're a Neanderthal girl, oh yeah
I'm a Neanderthal man, you're a Neanderthal girl
Let's make Neanderthal love, how dare you
Let's make Neanderthal love, let's make Neanderthal love
How dare you, in this Neanderthal world, oh yeah
I'm a Neanderthal man, you're a Neanderthal girl
Let's make Neanderthal love, how dare you, in this Neanderthal world
D-d d-d-d-d d-dare you, oh yeah
D-d d-d-d-d d-dare you, dare you
Is he gonna buy, you want a little culture?
Is he gonna pay, maybe monsieur is into photographs?
Is he gonna buy, you want a little culture?
Is he gonna pay, maybe monsieur is into photographs?
Is he gonna buy, you want a little culture?
Is he gonna pay, maybe monsieur is into photographs?
Is he gonna buy, you want a little culture?
Is he gonna pay, maybe monsieur is into photographs?
Or is he gonna fall in love, the all American way, American way?
Or is he gonna fall in love
Or is he gonna fall in love, we're waiting
Or is he gonna fall in love
A little to the left, we're waiting
Or is he gonna fall in love, a little to the right
Or is he gonna fall in love
We're waiting, we're waiting, we're waiting
Or is he gonna fall in love the all Amer
Or is he gonna fall in love the all American way
Sometimes I think he will, no, no, no
Sometimes I think he will, no, no, no
Sometimes I think he will, no, no, no but then again
One night in Paris is like a year in any other place
One night in Paris may be your last, may be your last
Dynamic tension, make a man out of you
Dynamic tension, make a man out of you
Dynamic tension, make a man out of you
Dynamic tension, make a man out of you
Oh, oh Donna, make a man out of you
Dynamic tension, make a man out of you
Dynamic tension, make a man out of you
Dynamic tension, make a man out of you
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LIGHT ME UP
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
You're as smooth as silk
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Tel me all about it
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
You're as smooth as silk
You know you're as smooth as silk, baby
You're as smooth as silk
Please tell me, tell me about it
You're as smooth as silk
You're as smooth as silk to me, baby
You're as smooth as silk
Yes you are darling, now
Tell me all about it
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, woh oh, oh, light me, woh oh, oh, come over here and ignite me
You know I love you, you know I love you too
What do you want, baby? A little piece of you, you
That's all I got to give, me. That's all I need to live
Because I love you, I love you
Ooh you're so warm and tender
And I can't stop loving you, wooh
Before you came, my heart was breaking
I had no-one to give it to, wooh
I didn't think that love would last forever
You flipped my switch now
Whatever happens I promise you
I'll be your dog if you'll be my bitch now
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
So this is love, love, love
I hope you understand
But if you want to keep this love, honey, aha
We're going to Disneyland
Light me, woh oh, oh, light me, woh oh, oh, come over here and ignite me
Light me, woh oh, oh, light me, woh oh, oh, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
Light me, light me, come over here and ignite me
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AN ENGLISHMAN IN NEW YORK
Demented New York athletes staggering round the block
Deformed Chicanos pour in Chicago as rolling stock
Digital bathrooms drilling for furs
Surgical stockings marked his and hers
Guggenheim attitudes back to back
With Jewish Baroque
No way street, no way street
No way street
Happy to see you, have a nice day!
Defecting Russian dancers dance into Hockney prints
Exclusive to Bloomingdales, gift-wrapped in red
From the land of blue rinse
They boggle at menus in Olde English verse
Ode to a burger by Keats at his worst
The hissing of omelettes, the breaking of legs
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eggs
The pink fillet mignon looks black on the neg's
Strange apparatus, you've never seen
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
Street alligators, big anglophile
Will navigate us through a change of style
I came, I saw
What manner of beast is this
New York, you talk a little bit left of centre
A scream, a shout
New York is throwing its weight about
Walk tall, walk straight, spit the world right in the eye
The stronger the wood the straighter the arrow
Dismembered hopeful My-Lai veterans queuing for sleaze
Sorry no dogs, no fags, no shriners, and no amputees
Sexual athlete applies for audition
Willing to make it in any position
Just one of the extras with blood on their faces
In Snow White and the seven basket cases
I'm happy and dopey and dirty in places
No way street, no way street
No way street
Lock up your daughters, Avon crawling!
Devoted collectors of paraphernalia out walking the rock
Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitsch of a crucifix clock
Two miniature Romans, running on rails
Appear every hour and bang in the nails
Oh I've got to have it, Christ, I've gotta be the first on our block
Disturbing facts about Nazi splinter groups seen on the news
They're picketing synagogues and claiming that
Hitler was King of the Jews
Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls
A men's room attendant is flapping his jowls
Ssshh, Howard Johnson is moving his bowels
Strange apparatus, you've never seen
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
Street alligators, big Anglophile
Will navigate us through a change of style
Strange apparatus, you've never seen
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
Walk tall, walk straight, spit the world right in the eye
The stronger the wood, the straighter the arrow
No way street, no way street
No way street, no way street
No way street, no way street
No way street, no way street


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SAVE A MOUNTAIN FOR ME
Save me a mountain to climb
Save me a river to cross
At midnight, the sound of the stockyard trains
Wail in the distance and rattle my chains
Save me a valley like the one in the distance
Save me a canyon to swallow this jail
I want to stand outside and feel the rain when it falls
Breathe the air on the other side of these walls
Save a mountain for me, oh, oh
Save a mountain for me
It sounds like a choir when the chain-gang shout
Save me a mountain for when I get out
Oh save me a desert, just me and the sand
Save me a sea to sail
In my heart I know I'm too weak to be strong
I've been wasting away in this jail for too long
Save a mountain for me, save a mountain for me
It's like a choir of fallen angels
When the chain-gang shout
Save me a mountain for when I get out
Has the jury reached a verdict?
We have, your Honour
How does the jury find?
We find the defendants guilty
Do the defendants have anything to say on their behalf
Before the court pronounces sentence?
Save a mountain for me to climb
Save me a river to cross
At midnight the sound of the stockyard trains
Still wail in the distance and rattle my brains
Save me a valley like the one in the distance
Save me a canyon to swallow this jail
If only I could tie all these dreams together
I could break out of the big house and run forever
Save a mountain for me, oh
Save a mountain for me
It's like a choir of fallen angels
When the chain-gang shout
Save me a mountain for when I get out
Save a mountain for me, save it, save it
Save a mountain for me, oh, oh
It sounds like a choir when the chain-gang shout
Save a mountain for me, save a mountain for me
Save a mountain for me, save a mountain for me
I need a mountain, save me a mountain
Save a mountain for me, save a mountain for me

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GOLDEN BOY
Here comes the golden boy, eyes turn to follow
I find this golden handshake hard to swallow
I know it gives you pins and needles
I wish I gave you pins and needles
But I know if you want to dance all night
You know if you play your cards right
You could be the girl on the arm of the golden boy
Golden boy, golden boy, golden boy, golden boy
Here comes the magic moments, oooh
One smile and you surrender, surrender
But you're just a little child, oooh
In the hands of the great pretender
I know it gives you pins and needles
I wish I gave you pins and needles
But I know if you want to dance all night
You know if you play your cards right
You could be the girl on the arm of the golden boy
Golden boy, golden boy, golden boy, golden boy
You remember the golden boy, you remember the golden boy
You may remember the golden boy, never remember
I know it gives you pins and needles
I wish I gave you pins and needles
But I know if you want to dance all night
And I know if you play your cards right
You could be the girl on the arm of the golden boy
Golden boy, golden boy, golden boy, golden boy
Here come the boys in blue, there goes his lucky charm
They know that he is the son of the man with the golden arm
I know it gives you pins and needles
It gives you too many pins and needles
But wherever he leads, you will follow
But you may not live to see tomorrow
You were the girl on the arm of the golden boy
You were the girl on the arm of the golden boy
Golden boy, golden boy, golden boy, golden boy
Please remember what you've been told
All that glitters is not gold
Remember what you've been told
All that glitters is not gold
Remember what you've been told
All that glitters is not gold
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember the great pretender
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember the great pretender
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember the great pretender
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember the great pretender
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember the great pretender

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